site hit counter

≡ [PDF] Southern Fried Divorce Judy Conner 9781481286725 Books

Southern Fried Divorce Judy Conner 9781481286725 Books



Download As PDF : Southern Fried Divorce Judy Conner 9781481286725 Books

Download PDF Southern Fried Divorce Judy Conner 9781481286725 Books

Set against the colorful backdrop of New Orleans, SOUTHERN FRIED DIVORCE raucously recounts the author's divorce from “That X”—a classic bad boy—and the unpredictable roles he plays in her life afterward. The book opens with his showing up on her doorstep, in mid-Spring, covered in red and green ribbon, smelling of Jim Beam, and bearing a belated Christmas gift—a home security package in the form of a .38 revolver and a brown puppy. After wondering what kind of ex-husband gives his wife a gun, she gives the puppy back and the adventures with that ex-husband and the brown dog, who are soon inseparable, begin. The hilarious vignettes that ensue include the rules to Redneck Roulette; post-divorce sex (“Smurfing”); a divorce settlement that includes a bar tab for life; how to teach a dog to drive a Cadillac; getting mugged with her own cutlery; wearing a keg into a football game; instructions on how to cook the best Christmas roast south of the Mason-Dixon line and other fine Southern recipes; and the antics of her infamous ex and the brown dog—two cohorts mythic and so inseparable they performed naked synchronized swimming together at the 1984 World's Fair. Conner weaves together a one-of-a-kind love story that exposes the humility of all human relationships, and shows that the end of marriage is not the end of love.

Southern Fried Divorce Judy Conner 9781481286725 Books

Read it in one sitting....hilarious sister of the Sweet Potato Queen series.

Product details

  • Paperback 202 pages
  • Publisher CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (December 18, 2012)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10 1481286722

Read Southern Fried Divorce Judy Conner 9781481286725 Books

Tags : Southern Fried Divorce [Judy Conner] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Set against the colorful backdrop of New Orleans, SOUTHERN FRIED DIVORCE raucously recounts the author's divorce from “That X”—a classic bad boy—and the unpredictable roles he plays in her life afterward. The book opens with his showing up on her doorstep,Judy Conner,Southern Fried Divorce,CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform,1481286722,BIOGRAPHY & AUTOBIOGRAPHY Personal Memoirs
People also read other books :

Southern Fried Divorce Judy Conner 9781481286725 Books Reviews


Format Paperback
I read this book before I read the Sweet Potato Queen's first book by her sister. Enjoyed both, but Judy's book has it hands down in my estimation. I had to put this line in here because of some of the other reviews I have read. Also, these two gals are so close it is probably hard to tell where the real derivation of the material comes from. At any rate, regarding Southern Fried Divorce, I have read it 3 or 4 times already. There is so much humor here but also so much bittersweet truth. I laughed out loud (snorting was happening here) but I also shed a few real tears as well. This was one of my favorite books in a long time. It is such a quick read, but try to read it slowly. You don't want to miss a word.
HONK if your ex-husband is as bad as mine--but you've managed to keep your sense of humor about him! Love this book--clearly, that ex was a hound but rather than retreating in bitterness, Conner embraces his badness--from a safe distance--and finds the humor that is the saving grace for all of us of the human persuasion. And, good eats never hurts any either!
If you want to read a RAMBLING story with practically no plot and worn out analogies and jokes, this is your book. If you like old recipes with no flavor, try some of these. If you are obsessed with how to divorce your husband but still sleep with him occasionally and get as much ALIMONY as absolutely possible, here is your instruction manual. If you like good Southern stories - fact or fiction, try something else.
Listened to audio book and laughed so much my sides hurt. Being from Jackson and NOLA I get it and really do appreciate her observations. Must read or do yourself a favor and listen.
This is a good accounting of the Southern civility and humor we can all achieve. Thank you, Judy Conner! I look forward to the next book.
Loved this book and Judy's fun view on life after divorce - and brown dogs. )
Would recommend to anyone, right along with her sissy's books!
The seller did a fine job and would purchase other books from them again.
I bought this particular book because the author is a sister to Jill Conner Browne of the Sweet Potato Queen series. It was slightly amusing, in my view, but not as funny as her sister. You would need to be your own judge on this one.
Read it in one sitting....hilarious sister of the Sweet Potato Queen series.
Ebook PDF Southern Fried Divorce Judy Conner 9781481286725 Books

0 Response to "≡ [PDF] Southern Fried Divorce Judy Conner 9781481286725 Books"

Post a Comment